What is Bonus Wipe?
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After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.
You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."
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to proceed to fire off rounds of man chowder into the face and with good aim perhaps the eye so one can blind the bitch!!!
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roll on the floor laughing my fucking goddamn fucking ass off while holding a bottle of water in my fucking hand attempting to fuck jare..
