What is Bonus Wipe?
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After deficating, one wipes his/her anus and notices that the toilet paper is completely clean. No need to wipe any further, that pooper is clean.
You know I really hate it when I have a case of the squirts because the toilet paper runs out quick. But when I do get them I know a bonus wipe is just around the corner. I just say to myself, "What goes around comes around my friend, you'll be repaid in time..."
Random Words:
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When you shit on your lover's head and it runs down their sides looking like a penguin.
Last night was so hot, I gave my girl a Pe..
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Rhyming slang for a Jew. The irony is in it's cheapness.
"You cheap Penny Chew" - When your mate doesn't cough up f..