What is Bonzi?
1.
Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.
Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.
2.
a potential deal sealer for anyone. will tap any ass as long as honey is involved. gender: male. hobbies include beekeeping and raising chickens.
"hey, will you seal this deal behind me?" or "look at bonzi, chill as ever"
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3.
1.) The coolest fucking guy that ever existed not only on the planet Earth, but the entire universe.
2.) A purple monkey that plants spyware on your computer while he dances.
1.) Bonzi is such a fucking d00d.
2.) Dance Bonzi dance!...WTF...I was just busted for downloading pr0n!
4.
A citizen of Canada who strongly believes that he is an immigrant.
I know a Bonzi called David who believes he is a immigrant but he is actually a citzen.
