Bonzi Buddy

What is Bonzi Buddy?


1.

A stupid spyware-program that shows a purple monkey talking to you in the same voice as the WindowsME verbal help tool. Usually downloaded by retarded little kids using the computer while mommy and daddy are away. When they get home, mommy kills the monkey with Ad-Aware and daddy kills the little kid's ass with a board.

"You little shit - you downloaded Bonzi Buddy again!?! Shut up - I don't care how cute he is - I'm gonna beat your ass!!!"

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2.

King of all spyware. Underneath the cute purple fur is a evil so great I dare not speak its name. Rumored to have been put onto Windows ME backup disks. Chances are, your computer has bonzi buddy on it. The only way to save yourself is to quest for the magical golden package.

Little girl: Mommy! Mommmy! I had that bad dream again!

Mom: Was it bonzi again?

Little girl: Yes...

Mom: Curse you Bonzi Buddy! Stop haunting my child's dreams!

3.

1. The worst computer trojan/virus known to human kind. Possibly the worst thing of anything (Even worse than Kenny G).

2. The true name of Satan

@#$%! %#$@in' Bonzi Buddy!!1 %$@# you!


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