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An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then ..
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A secret plot by fat people to hide the chocolates without us skinny people knowing about them.
Where did that fat prick hide the tim t..
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Snowcation refers to a day when snow of epic proportions buckets the land so that you have no choice but to take a vacation day in order..