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When, while sleeping head-to-toe with another person, you wake up to find that person clutching your legs as if they were an attractive ..
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The self-control needed to resist the pull of a pint of ice cream, which, consumed to a certain point, may draw the eater into finishing..
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A very polite way of calling someone a liar after they tell you something that you know is utter bullshit.
Man #1: I saw Elvis at the 7..