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A horrendously obese woman that highly resembles a beached whale, that also happens to be a bitch
Man, that professor is really a bitch..
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when your penis is one inch or shorter
omg i love to flick around my one-inch-pinch to masturbate
i jack off with a pair of tweezers o..
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What you say to someone when you don't agree with their decesion
"Baby, I want to break up"
"Yea, not feelin it.....