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The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.
He turkey farmed his girlfriend.
See grazing..
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A stick,coat hanger or anything handy used to break apart huge pieces of shit for stool flushing ease.
My turd log was so big I needed ..
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The news of the day. Used as a salutation, asking what is new in one's life.
Hey man, what's the hizzy haps?..