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a really lame pizza place. the lamest of which is on north tarrant parkway in keller texas
guy 1:hey man, wanna get some jet's piz..
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The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..
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The last alcohol soaked olive at the bottom of your martini.
The bartender took my glass before I had a chance to eat the alcoholive!
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