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A quaffer of quims, a mingemuncher, a carpet inspector, a connoisseur of the bearded clam
I gave her quim a real good quaffing, so that.. 
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When a cheerleader slut gives three hockey boys a pterodactyl.
"Brian Mikkelson loves Mary-Bactyls!!!"
See pterodactyl, slut..