What is Boof?
1.
1. short for buttfuck (and less vulgar)
2. anything goofy, messed up, or otherwise out of the ordinary
butt+fuck = buf = boof
I boofed my 9-iron and hit my foot instead of the ball.
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2.
To stick something up your butt, generally drugs but can include anything.
The only way to do E is to boof it.
Where'd the kitty go? I boofed it.
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3.
to shove something up your ass or rectum
they got pulled over and boofed the drugs up their ass
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4.
Term for sexual intercourse, derived from the imagined onomatopoeia of the involved thrusting. Alternatives include 'boff', as used by Gene Hunt in the series Life On Mars.
bill and jane have been going out for ages, have they boofed yet?
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5.
A term used in the sport of whitewater kayaking to describe the move one makes when paddling off a waterfall, over an obstacle, or anything that requires lifting the kayak's bow into the air.
I boofed the shit out of that drop.
You want to boof left off that lip to avoid hitting the rocks at the bottom.
6.
The act of hiding materials (usually drugs) in your ass, sometimes done in situations involving jail sometimes by accident.
JR was wondering why the channel changed every time he farted. After some inquiry and investigation he discovered that he had in fact boofed the remote when he sat down on the couch the previous night.
See snapping , ass , drugs , jail
7.
To fuck. (To perform intercourse with one another).
Rob boofs mad bitches!
See boo , bo , bof , boff
JR was wondering why the channel changed every time he farted. After some inquiry and investigation he discovered that he had in fact boofed the remote when he sat down on the couch the previous night.
Rob boofs mad bitches!