What is Booger Eater?
1.
A Missouri Tigers college football fan who wondered what the big deal was when their star quarterback was filmed live eating his own snot during a game.
The University of Missouri at Columbia, Booger Eaters
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2.
1) One who eats his boogers
2) An annoying person
3) One who is incompetent
4) Little Kids
Tell that booger eater to step it up a knotch.
How are your booger eaters?
3.
A person whose life revolves around the technical aspects of computers and other high tech gadgets. A Booger Eater also has no social life outside of virtual reality or chat rooms.
My PC is locked up. I'd better call one of those booger eaters from IS to fix it.
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4.
A person who is over the age of 13 and still watches wrestling (WWE, not the real kind).Booger eaters often suffer from the following symptoms:
-Lack of a life
-Lack of a girlfriend (or boyfriend in many booger eater cases)
-Masterbates...ALOT!(Many times while watching wrestling)
-Thinks wrestling is real and a sport
-Fascination watching oiled up men in their undies grab eachother and basically have sex.
-Always quoting wrestlers
-Will give this definition a thumbs down because they watch wrestling...therefore, are booger eaters.
guy#1- Hey dude, if you smell what i'm cooking, you'll know that i can kick your butt any day of the week!
Me- Shut up, booger eater.
guy#2- Hey, wanna come over to my house and watch lubed up men do everything except penetration? Maybe after that we can masterbate and talk to girls on the internet?
Me- No, you god damn booger eater.
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5.
a little kid, a rug rat, diaper filler
"Look at the booger eaters at the play ground"
6.
An enemy in wartime... usually of Middle-eastern descent. Commonly used among American troops for Iraqi insurgents.
"Yo, Dog, me and the creature must have killed us like 15 booger eaters today."
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7.
A person who acts and moves in very sneaky ways, casts furtive glances to see if anyone is watching him. Acts as if he is afraid someone will see him eating his boogers.
Simon acted like a man afraid that he would be caught picking his nose and eating his boogers.