What is Booger Vault?
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A piece of cloth in which sophisticated people carry boogers they have extracted from their noses.
A fastidious young lady always carries a booger vault in her purse.
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The inner "watch pocket" of a pair of jeans, when employed by a
Oh my God, watch out - he's getting into his booger vault!
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A virgin woman that takes in the butt and still claims her purity, acting like Jesus would not mind.
Girl: No sex before marriage.
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Generic reference to ANY dude who puts a huge TP plug in the toilet, then flushes, clogging the john. And then takes a massive dump so ..