Boogeyman Edit Meaning

1.

The scary monster man that gets little kids at night, usually found under the bed or in a dark closet.

Little eric got eaten by the boogeyman when he didn't say his prayer last night.

2.

n - A wrestler who came out of the WWE writing team's closet to hunt down their bad storylines.

WWE fan: Oh man, here comes another Teddy Long bit with Nunzio and Vito.

(enter Boogeyman)

Boogeyman: I am the boogeyman, and I'm comin...ta GITCHA!

(Audience cheers)

See bogeyman, closet, wwe

3.

a terrible movie that should never be watched by anyone

pulp fiction is a good movie, boogeyman is not

See monsters, shit

4.

Only 1 person can be it.

Micheal Jackson.

kid screams from his room after high giggle disappears

Mom:What's wrong...&& why are your pants down?

Kid:The Boogeyman attacked me with his doomstick.

See mj, santa claus, gay, rape

5.

When a guy is getting a gal up the booty with his ding-a-ling and one of his guy friends, who has been waiting in the closet, sneaksup and puts his ding-a-ling in immediately after the 1st guy "accidentally" pulls out. Then the 1st guy sneaks runs outside and knocks on the window to inform his gal that she has received the boogeyman. This act is used to pay a bitch back or to get a lonely friend some ass.

Guy: Hey (place guys name here), do you want to give (place girls name here) the boogeyman tonight?

Friend: Yes, I'd love to stick my "D" in her "B"...lets do it!

See booty, anal, sex, ding-a-ling, dick, cock, sneaky, trick

6.

One who attempts to pick their nose secretly and doesn't know that someone can see them. And then they eat it.

"OMG BRO! I just saw Russ pulling a boogeyman! He gobbled that think up like."

See caught, booger, boogereater, owned, lol

7.

When you try to get up from a long day in a sitting position, and your legs give-way, resulting in you needing medical care.

Usually derived from gamers of FPS's and MMORPG's

"Hey jay had a boogeyman lastnight after playing 10 hours straight of WoW"

"Man i had to work overtime this weekend and i nearly had a boogeyman"

See stand, legs, counter-strike, wow, injury