Boogie Boarder

What is Boogie Boarder?


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boogie boarder (noun) b-u-g-y b-o-r-e-d-e-d : a person or "brah" who puts on giant fins carrying a plastic like thing with a string attached and paddels into cold water with no waves and spins around like a dying turtle, then goes home and sits on 805 bbr talking about how "sick" and or "epic" his "sesh" was

hey sup ladies im a boogie boarder ;)

girl: a whaaaaatt?

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