Boohbah

What is Boohbah?


1.

1) The five future assassins of the Teletubbies

2) Five creatures that would scare the hell out of any child if given the chance to wear two large fangs in their presence

3) Superior versions of the Teletubbies who have a much cooler show than the Teletubbies ever had and ever WILL have

1) Boohbahs will gladly assassinate the Teletubbies

2) AAAHHH!!! Mommy, the Boohbahs have fangs!!! *sobs uncontrollably*

3) Boohbahs are better than the Teletubbies x5825788792

2.

Imagine a penis with nubs that is wearing a turtle necked sweater that comes all the way to the head. Now imagine this penis is fat, has stubby arms and legs and dances around while acid inspired graphics spin in the backgroud. You have just imagined the pilot episode of the boohbahs.

Boohbahs scare the wholly bejeazous out of me.

3.

A very disturbing children's show from Britain. Like their forerunners, the Teletubies, they have been smuggled onto public television in the United States of America. Unlike other things that have come to America from Britain, such as monty pythonand the Beatles, this show has no value of any type.

They are round creatures that look as if they had become entangled in seperate colors of christmas lights, each one being it's own color, with five in all. They appear to move about by flatulation, giving new meaning to the expression "farting around". Despite their cute appearance, they are, in fact, the spawn of Hell and the servants of Satan. They seek to make the next generation docile and complacent, so that when the final battle comes, they will be either too stupid or too scared to fight. This was formerly the task given to the Teletubies, but their cover was exposed.

Here are some words of warning to anyone who may catch a glimpse of these mostrosities while flipping channels, wash your eyes! If, for any reason, you find them to be, in any way, shape, or form, "cute", seek mental health counseling immediately. In case you have become attracted to them in any way( esp. sexually), kill yourself before you spread this plague.

Boobahz r t3h 3v1l!

Boobahs are a disgrace to the peoples of the U.K.

4.

Fat, fluffy people with baby heads. They dance for about half an hour and then they sit in this round-a-bout thing.

"Boohbah, Boohbah"

See psycho bitch

5.

Teletubies after one too many hits of acid.

Woooahhh, pretty colors.

Or.

Dude, I saw a Boohbah that last trip!

6.

The new "farty" psychedelic children's exercise show from the creators of Teletubbies.

Oh ya! The creators of this show were obviously smoking some good shit!

Boooooooooooohbaaaaaaaaah!!

Boooooooooooooooooohbaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Boooooooooooooooooooohbaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

See Sasha

7.

those ugly mother fuckers in that damn show that stole morpheus from the matrix. THOSE BASTARDS TURNED HIM INTO A JUMP-ROPING FREAK OF FUCKING NATURE!!!

The boohbahs teach about farting =D


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