What is Book?
1.
an object used as a coaster, increase the hight of small children, or increase the stability of poorly built furniture.
where do you want me to put your drink?
oh, just leave it on top of that book.
2.
verb meaning to run or to leave in a hurry
i fuckin booked when the cops showed up
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3.
cool: the first option given when trying to type 'cool' in a text message using t9
that chick thinks she's book, but she's totally hacked.
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4.
1. A source of information.
2. A source of entertainment.
3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.
1. The dictionary
2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'
3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.
5.
cool.
In the T9 predictive text on cell phones, the numbers 2665 spell both "book" and "cool," but "book" is the first word to display. To save time, it is left and understood to mean "cool."
"be there in 20"
"book. see ya then."
6.
secret word for "booze"
used when near adults or somewhere that you cannot talk about drinking openly
a. a shot is one page
b. reading a book means drinking
c. being literate means being drunk (since you have "read the book")
d. being illiterate means being sober
e. the library is the liqour store
a. lets read a few pages!!
b. im gonna read a book
c. damn man, bob read so many pages that now he is literate as hell!
d.
Bob: "wanna read a few pages after school man?"
Jim: "naw man, i have a driving lesson and i gotta stay illiterate"
e. "yo im gonna get some books at the library so we can have a lot of it at the party"
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7.
1000 hits of acid.
Somebody else posted that it was a hundred. That is incorrect. 100 is a sheet or page. 10 is a strip and 10,000 is a bible.
I used to get books for $1450.
