Book Doctor

What is Book Doctor?


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1. One who has received a Ph.D. in Literature or of a single language of the world. They are usually college professors seeing as there is no other possible practical application for getting a Ph.D. in such disciplines; they also make very small salaries due to their overall lack of need to society.

2. One who gets his/her Ph.D. for the sole purpose of being called "Doctor."

3. Not a REAL Doctor

Student: Dr. Klekar, my testicles hurt.

Dr. Klekar: WHAT? Get out of my class!!

Student: but, but you're a doctor, and I need help!

Dr. Klekar: I'm just a book doctor!

See book, doctor, dr., books, phd, douche bag


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