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"Thank you for your payment."
When I got my diploma, it was just a receipt that said "Thank you for your payment."
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A cute way to explain diarrhea to kids.
"I told her eating grandma's cookies would give her kaboose juice!"
See diarrhe..
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The effect of age on your memory
Krys: damn, I can't remember if I have one middle name on my birth certificate or two
Ayla: well..
