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A term of endearment used towards the female. Reserved for a woman for whom the man feels the utmost compulsion to love.
You look spect.. 
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an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts
You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!.. 
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usually about 30-45 minutes after the expected deadline/time.
"ah man, i'm here on mexican time, so i'm not late, hahaha..