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1. A Jesus figure made out of plastic
2. An item that gives serenity to its owner
I don't care if it rains or freezes, just as ..
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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the act of haveing sex via computer
i computerphucked tom while he was on his trip
See fuck, sex..