Books Edit Meaning

1.

Did you know there HAVE been books printed since the fifties and the new ones are cool? They have them so anyone can understand them. Books can be about video games, sex, drugs, sports, people, pretty much everything. They come with cuss words, funny characters and you might understand some more of you those weird things...that's right. Words.

"Doood, books are lame and my perception of them doesn't exceed that of a cingle-celled organism."

"Doood. You used like those big-wordy thingies."

"I know! My predisposition about books was totally misguided, baseless, crude and illiterate!"

"Whoa."

See intelligent, interesting, shocking, fantastic

2.

Something we stopped caring about after the internet came along.

Why would I wanna read books when I can check about it on the internet?!

See book, reading, care

3.

Words assembled on pages. They usually tell stories of things the reader is interested in. That is, unless you're reading in school. Then, you have to read books nobody cares about or even likes. Maybe more people would like reading if they weren't forced to read books that they didn't like. I know I would.

In school, some books that I had to read that I hated were The Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, the list goes on for quite a while.

See books, reading, literature, school, words

4.

Cool, Dope, Evan Berry

Yo, that shit is books

See mike, jones, evan, berry, fish, reading, material

5.

a stack of hundred dollar bills equaling $5,000.00.

Stacked books are a stack of bills arranged all the same way equaling 5k made up of the same bill.

Make sure your books are stacked and ready on the 1st of the month.

See flow, cash, bills, money, snakebite

6.

n.Slang. Term for marijuana used when in the company of straights (e.g., parents, teachers). Regional: Western Canada.

"Yo, let's go read some books, dogg!" Regional: Western Canada.

7.

Something that you readand it makes your brain hurt because you're actually READING A FUCKING BOOK! Books are popular with nerds who are really smartbecause they are readinglong wordsand stuff.

Random Guy: Hey man, wanna go read some books?

Some Other Random Guy: NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA READ A BOOK OH GOD THE WORLD IS ENDING!

See boring, read, nerd, shit, geek, dork, harry potter