Boomecrap

What is Boomecrap?

The splashing of toilet water on your backside when in a hurry whilst taking a very quick and hurried crap.

"I was in such a hurry and wasn't paying attention as my log hit the water. I got boomecrap all over my ass."

See boomerang, backsplash, boomer, crappy, splash

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