What is Boomer?
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1. slang for psychedelic mushrooms
2. a nickname for a (loud) father
those were pretty good boomers you got last week.
i really hate it when boomer doesn't wear a belt.
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Alien beings born between 1946-1964. Sent here from Mars to bring us horrible music, food and culture. They fall into two categories a)Hippie Boomer b)Republican Boomer.(See below) Gave birth to Gen Xers and Y's. They are either desperately trying to hang onto their jobs or looking to retire and send boring emails to their kids.
Hippie Boomer- Smoked weed, did LSD, protested vietnam, usually anti-republican. Now running many corporations and holding most teaching positions in colleges and universities. Overated view of self and relevance to history. Drives an SUV or Volvo.
Republican Boomer- Hopes to preserve the 1950's against hippie boomer leftism. Generally mildly racist and the parent of at least one gay child. Tends to focus on money and politics more than art and music. Drives an SUV or pickup truck.
Mary: Hey, hows it going?
Julie: I found out my parents are Baby Boomers.
Mary: I'm so sorry.
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Like a hummer, but involving Pop Rocks(see
Betty lost her teeth from all that candy, but boy does she give great boomers.
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A slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Ay, you heard that Heytvelt got popped for boomers?
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US Navy slang for a ballistic-missile submarine.
The US Navy boomers are the Ohio-class.
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An act in which a person grabs the sides of a metal folding chair tightly, pulling the ass as close to the seat as possible, and then farts as forcefully as possible.
The boomer reverberates loudly in all directions and resonates through the chair.
Tom: "Holy crap! Did you hear that?"
John: "Yeah, what was that, a gunshot?"
Tom: "Naw, Vinnie just did a boomer!"
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another word for a male kangaroo according to fact # 185 on snapple...or a nick name for a certain guy....
jack: "goood morning mates! today we are going to be looking at boomers...and you will see one if you look outside the window on your right...."
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Star Trek slang for someone who has spent their entire life aboard deep-space freighters.
Travis Mayweather was a boomer who was selected to become the helmsman of USS Enterprise NX-01.
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A substitute for any swear word in any situation
What a mother Boomer!
Yeah he is a major boomer hole!
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1) Term used to describe the RPG Launcher in the xBox 360 game Gears of War. Also called Boom Shot. 2) Any Gears of War character who uses the Boom Shot (RPG Launcher)
1) Every time I blow their asses with the Boomer, they quit the XboX live multiplayer game.
2) Boomers ain't got nothing on me because I am too quick with the shotty.
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