What is Boomhower?
1.
Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.
"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"
"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."
2.
When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!
You fucking dirty little cum dumpster!
