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The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of hi..
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When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the..
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Alternate word for braces. The male genitalia's worst enemy.
Amy got a brand new pair of Black and Decker Pecker Wreckers. I'..