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The infamous "bozo benchmark" is when you install and start using the thing without reading any directions or warning labels. ..
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Taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl's vagina. Then, after waiting for several minute..
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While banging your girlfriend on top, quickly pull out and dip your asshole on her forehead, creating a donut shaped ring.
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