Boondager Edit Meaning

1. A brown butthole,(rather than pink) caused by years of bad wiping. Porn stars get their poop rings bleached. See brown eye, poopy butt..

1. the act of opening a furtune cookie and not knowing what it means only that it is going to be a good day. Rachel: Why Matt, your mellop..

1. A pejorative name for the Eurovision Song Contest, suggesting that the contest is long and unexciting, and is thus a test of one's ..