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Getting a call from a friend to look up something for you on google when they are in a store, in the field, or otherwise not near a comp..
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taking a dump two feet behind someone's bedroom door then closing it behind you.When the chump opens the door all the way he smears..
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having drinks with friends, via the phone.
Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have v..