What is Boones?
1.
(1.) The headache one gets from drinking "Boone's Farm" wine-like beverages in excess.
(2.) A ficticious sexually transmitted disease about which one can complain thereby scare former sexual partners.
(1.) Shit, I got the fuckin' boones this morning.
(2.) Bonifa, I don't know who gave it to me, but I got the boones on my thing. They all red and they fuckin' hurt. You should get tested.