Boonieburbs

What is Boonieburbs?


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Suburb of the Boonies. Not exactly out in the middle of nowhere... but pretty darn close. People aren't completely hill jacks... but pretty darn close. Still a DQ within reasonable distance.

I was driving to my house this weekend, and a teenager was popping wheelies on his ATV in the middle of the street with oncoming traffic. My wife said: "Well..at least he has a helmet and shirt on."

I responded: "Yeah, we live in the boonieburbs, not the boonies. Oh hey, there is the entrance to the DQ! Woo-hoo, dilly bar time!"

See boonies, suburbs


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