Boortz

What is Boortz?


1.

the talkmaster, a libertariantalk show host based in atlanta

2.

a highly skilled orator

Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.

See going downtown, eating carpet, eating out

3.

to intellectually smack down a clueless tard with the insensitive truth

"That idiot who said the FairTax was "for the rich" got Boortzed when I showed him the facts"

See boortz, fairtax, rich, poor, bashing

4.

n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.

Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"

See poo, cargo fart, oops, douche

5.

letting someone else do your thinking for you.

After having been boortzed,Bubba encourages others to watch Fox News and join the boortz lifestyle.

See fox news, belinda, wsb, talk radio

6.

a person who is a professional sphinctriloquist.

Boortz has won the sphintiloquist contest, hands down.

See arse, ass, asshole, brown eye, sphincter


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