What is Boortz?
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the talkmaster, a
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a highly skilled orator
Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.
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to intellectually smack down a clueless tard with the insensitive truth
"That idiot who said the FairTax was "for the rich" got Boortzed when I showed him the facts"
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n. Small nuggets of squishy poo accidentally fired into one's undies after pushing a fart too hard. Name refers not only to the sound made by the poo, but also to a shithead clueless radio host.
Ralph Wiggum hiked up his trousers, stuck his finger in his nose and said, "I made boortz in my pants!"
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letting someone else do your thinking for you.
After having been
boortzed ,Bubba encourages others to watch Fox News and join the boortz lifestyle.
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a person who is a professional
Boortz has won the sphintiloquist contest, hands down.
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