What is Boot Face?
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A person that got to close to the street when doing a bert-slide.
"Are you OK?"
"No! I'm a Boot Face
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2.
For someone to have a face, the shape of the soul of a shoe or boot.
Trev Jones from Hartlepool has a prime example of a boot face.
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Random Words:
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A bizarre sliding scale phenomenon where the opposite sex becomes more desirable as their numbers decrease in proportion to the same sex.. 
1. 
the act of going through puberty
"god that kid's voice is so high"
"its because he hasn't started puberbating..