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A foot used as metronome
I was tapping my foot to the music and my friend pointed at my foot and said, "Nice footronome."
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Someone with an extreme love for carpets.
"Tom, stop humping that carpet. You'll get carpet burn u idiot!"
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When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually resu..