What is Booth Madness?
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A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap
Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."
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2.
A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor."
"Man, that concession girl is cute."
"Dude!"
"Sorry, booth madness."
See
3.
A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor."
"Man, that concession girl is cute."
"Dude, she's underage!"
"Sorry, booth madness."
See
4.
A dissociative state that afflicts cinema staff after too many hours (or days) at the theatre surrounded by underage workers, broken equipment, and apathetic theatre owners. Can be accelerated by OH&S and labour law violations. May result in blindness, death, or Film Done Wrong.
"I became wracked with booth madness and kicked a print across the floor." - Brian Wrap
Red Lightreader: "Man, that concession girl is cute."
Phil M. Splicer: "Dude, she's underage!"
Red Lightreader: "Sorry, booth madness."
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