Booth Slapper

What is Booth Slapper?

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Basically what a booth babe turns into while you're at other tradeshows. Much in evidence due to the poor economy.

She's been divorced at least once; smokes; has a peeling tan; hugs every man she gets close to and the perfect specimen has both a stupid name (or a good name spelled oddly) and a job title that is actually one step up from receptionist if you look at it too closely enough.

Salesguy: "Hey, meet Janneene. She's our Director of Marcom Integration."

You: "Behind the booth slapper?!"

See slapper, hag, booth, marketing
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