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The act of taking a shit into a womans vagina then wrapping it closed with saran wrap until you are sure its stuck in there. After that ..
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a person who re defines the word cock someone so stupid and rearded he/she is crowned the " golden cock "
A :does the queen l..
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..