Bootine

What is Bootine?


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Fucking retarded, pug-fugly, faux suade Peter Pan esque high-heeled bootie slippers for fairy-assed pansies.

"Hey, Sarah! You said you wanted to be Peter Pan for Halloween, right?"

"Yeah, but I'm a girl."

"That's ok! I found these awesome BOOTINES, so you can be a female Peter Pan!"

"Oh my God! They're so ugly- I mean PERFECT!"

See boots, slippers, pug-fugly


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