What is Bootine?
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Fucking retarded, pug-fugly, faux suade Peter Pan esque high-heeled bootie slippers for fairy-assed pansies.
"Hey, Sarah! You said you wanted to be Peter Pan for Halloween, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm a girl."
"That's ok! I found these awesome BOOTINES, so you can be a female Peter Pan!"
"Oh my God! They're so ugly- I mean PERFECT!"
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A combination of the words confused and amourated. Used when there is an attraction to someone, but there are problems with an actual re..
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Sagging milk mountains.
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