Bootle Discount

What is Bootle Discount?


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Pertaining to a method of obtaining High Street goods at up to 90% off High Street prices, typical but by no means exclusive to, the Bootle area of North Liverpool.

Shoppers order their goods at any one of the City's fine watering holes, and whilst they relax over a cold beer, a "Personal Shopper" in a tracksuit and baseball cap "obtains" the items for them using a foil-lined Sports holdall.

Upon returning to the office weighed down with variety of hot items....

"Good Heavens Sara, you're certainly going all out for baby Bepe's Christening, how do you manage it?" said Lynne.

"Oh it's not that much" Sara confided, "I picked up this little lot on a Bootle Discount in The Jawbone!"

See fence, five finger, lift, gank, jack


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