Bootstrap

What is Bootstrap?


1.

(n.) An article of clothing which, when yanked upon, will yield a rising of socioeconomic status and an appreciation of one's accomplishments. Often worn with spats, top hat, and monocle.

"Why don't you go get a job, you bum? Why, after graduating from Harvard I pulled myself up by my own bootstraps and, by God, got to where I am today!"

See bootstrap

2.

(v.) to cause a system (usually a computer system) to build itself; to build something complex by giving a simple instruction. From the concept of "pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps."

That viruscrashed (def. 6) my Solaris box (def. 8), so I had to bootstrap it from the CD.

See rebuild, box, software, program, startup

3.

When a male - after having sex with a woman - ejaculates on the sole of his shoe then slaps her in the face with it. Also known as a bootstrap bill

I gave Tina a bootstrap last night and it left a funny mark on her face.

See sex, bootstrap, novelty, funny, slut

4.

Bootstrap, Acts like Paddy from Max and Paddy

Enjoys Peter Kay and always seems to attract the ladies

GARLIC BREAD!

"Bootstrap you horney bugger"

See Arronax


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