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Hardcore anal sex with pirates that involves semi-hard cow's milk cheese (used as vaseline and spermicide)
We just had a yargivarg..
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poptarts with ketchup
*french accent* ehh, i'll make you the famous quebec pizza,
it's poptart with the ketchup, good.
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Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)
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