What is Booty Scriptures?
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The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.
Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.
Random Words:
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A one in a million chance(or far less) of something happening. So ridiculous one might ask seriously? In most instances the circumstance..
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verb; to intentionally mislead someone for humourous purposes
"you totally Kelly Ripa'd me!"
See mislead, humour, scrub..
