What is Booty Shock?
1.
noun;
Simply the overwhelming feeling that you get, when you see fine booty that you know that you couldn't possibly handle. It's when a woman has so much back, that you enter an instantaneous moment of shock. There are multiple levels as well. Rated in (3) Three Degrees:
1. Third Degree - Simple glance - only disables you for the time being of the glance, usually comes with the raising of eyebrows.
2. Second Degree - The open mouth, and stare. Usually lasts up to 5-10 seconds. Sense of time may be skewed within the viewer of booty.
3. First Degree - The Disabler. The Victim of Booty shock is disabled for a period of more than 10 seconds. Paralysis may set in. Episodes of such have been documented, and studied, however a physiological explanation has not been found.
-Damn, that fine black-woman over there gave me some serious Booty Shock.
-Man, First time Steve met Glenda, she sure gave him some serious Booty Shock.
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