What is Bootygrit?
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microscopic itchy fecal residue around one's butthole that makes you occasionally have to go the bathroom and rewipe your butt to remove the annoying matter.
Jamie often complains of getting bootygrit after eating a bag of sour cream doritos.
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Basically every other baseball fan who is not a Yankees fan. This definition applies mostly to Boston Red Sox fans.
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