What is Bootygrit?
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microscopic itchy fecal residue around one's butthole that makes you occasionally have to go the bathroom and rewipe your butt to remove the annoying matter.
Jamie often complains of getting bootygrit after eating a bag of sour cream doritos.
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A person shrouded head to toe in rags and carrying a weed-wacker or other weapon. Commonly sighted on U.S. military bases in Japan.
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A freeway for elves, near the north pole.
Dude! The Elkimstock is so much faster than I-69!..
