What is Bootygrit?
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microscopic itchy fecal residue around one's butthole that makes you occasionally have to go the bathroom and rewipe your butt to remove the annoying matter.
Jamie often complains of getting bootygrit after eating a bag of sour cream doritos.
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the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.
*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderf..
