What is Bootyheimer?
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The unbearable itch you get when your slightly damp or sweaty ass is pressed into a chair.
Yo dude, this bootyheimer is killin' me!
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The unbearable itch that occurs when your damp or sweaty buttocks are pressed into a chair.
"Man, these damp shorts are givin' me a bad case of the bootyheimer."
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