Booze Jedi

What is Booze Jedi?

One who is in tune with the alcohol Drinking Force.

The most noteable BoozeJedi's are:

I) O'Beerwon Kenobi

II) Heineken Skywalker

III) Quaigon Gin

IV) Darth "Single" Maul-t

V) Irish Soda Yoda

VI) Darth Sudsious

At a Frat Party....

O'Beerwon Kenobi: "Did you see the knockers on the chick from Pi Theta Gamma?";

Heineken Skywalker: "Yeah man! I gave her the old Booze Jedi mind trick last night if you know what I mean, HA HA"

Irish Soda Yoda: "Run the Train on her we should!"

Quaigon Gin; Darth "Single" Maul-t; Darth Sudsious: "Hell Yeah!"

See booze, drinking, drunk, sex, party

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