What is Booze-n-shop?
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This constitutes last minute frenzied shopping. To cope with the previous statement, alcohol is introduced to alieviate stress and inhibit relenting feelings to dish out large sums of cash for gifts. Include buddies.
1. “Well, the gift seemed like a good idea at the time.”
2. "You bought your mom racy lingerie? The hell were you thinking?" Uh...dunno, booze-n-shop?
3. "Whoop whoop! It's the third annual baby!!"
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When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.
-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
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