What is Booze-n-shop?
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This constitutes last minute frenzied shopping. To cope with the previous statement, alcohol is introduced to alieviate stress and inhibit relenting feelings to dish out large sums of cash for gifts. Include buddies.
1. “Well, the gift seemed like a good idea at the time.”
2. "You bought your mom racy lingerie? The hell were you thinking?" Uh...dunno, booze-n-shop?
3. "Whoop whoop! It's the third annual baby!!"
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An infalamtion of the lining of the intestines.
Fidel Castro eats so much shit that he gave himself diverticulitis.
See anus, bladder..
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e-mail footnotes
The footsenotes were virtually self-explanatory.
See e-mail, footsenotes, were..
