Border Patrol Edit Meaning

1.

someone who stops mexicans from getting to america

Border Patrol:

Dude you see that maexican trying to jump the border?

Yeah *powpowpowpow*

Got him.

See border, patrol, mexican, mexicans, hunter

2.

Spending more than a year getting accepted. Learning a pretend language with 50 nouns, 50 verbs, and 50 adjectives. Not to mention various suffixes and prefixes. All in two hours. As it's required before you can get considered for the Patrol.

Earning more than $50k after the first 6 months of employment.

Running two or three miles with 20lbs of weight, in 6lbs combat boots when it's 100*+ ouside. Attending more than 4 months of 10+hour/ day training.

Don't forget falling asleep in your G-ride

Holy shit, the Border Patrol has the hardest academy out of all of the federal law enforcement agencies. And we kick ass, too.

See border patrol, ass kicker, alcohol, mexican, vd

3.

A gay man who goes after only Latino boys.

"Border Patrol is going to love it here with all the Brazilian boys running around"

See chicken hawk, bear, latin, gay, twinks

4.

A Devastating cocktail.. A big shot of 1pt Yeager,1pt Vodka, 1pt Tequila, and maybe a float of Red Bull....

I was on Border Patrol until til i saw starrs

See cocktail, shots, passed out, vodka, bomb

5.

1). Fucking idiot standing at the border, most likely straching his sack

2). Job that requires under 70 IQ.

3). Bored people who shoot at immigrants trying to cross the border.

1). Look at Eric A. Pennino scratch his ballsack; he must be a Border Patrol Officer.

2). I'm a complete retard, I should join the Border Patrol!

3). 72 innocent men were shot today by the Border Patrol.

See hot karla, lukewarm karl, border hopper