Bordon

What is Bordon?


1.

A town filled with anti-social inebriates, also containing the delinquent regions of lindford, headley and headly down (where downers come from). The lack of basic facilities in the town conjugated with the low life company it contains (not all of the bordonians mind), adds up to a bad place to be, especially with a nice car. Not to be confused with nearby Whitehill, which is full of respectful citizans with meaningful lives.

Mr A (a Whitehillian):'Where do you come from?'

Mr B:'burdn' (Bordon pronounced by a Bordonian, but understood by tolerant Whitehillians)

Mr A:'Sorry?'

Mr B:'burdn'

Mr A:'I just said i was sorry.'

2.

The armpit of the universe, the birthplace and central hive of the pikeypeople.

Aldershot is God's recycle bin.


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