What is Bordon?
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A town filled with anti-social inebriates, also containing the delinquent regions of lindford, headley and headly down (where
Mr A (a Whitehillian):'Where do you come from?'
Mr B:'burdn' (Bordon pronounced by a Bordonian, but understood by tolerant Whitehillians)
Mr A:'Sorry?'
Mr B:'burdn'
Mr A:'I just said i was sorry.'
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The armpit of the universe, the birthplace and central hive of the
Aldershot is God's recycle bin.
Random Words:
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Able to use any hand, any place, any time.
Like ambidextrus, but better.
You see that? I can do that because I am Omnidextrus
See omn..
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(1)D.I.S.H. is and acronym for Dad I Said Hi.
Therefore you get, Tell your dish.
Tell your dad i said hi.
(2) Dish meaning secrets.
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