What is Bordon?
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A town filled with anti-social inebriates, also containing the delinquent regions of lindford, headley and headly down (where
Mr A (a Whitehillian):'Where do you come from?'
Mr B:'burdn' (Bordon pronounced by a Bordonian, but understood by tolerant Whitehillians)
Mr A:'Sorry?'
Mr B:'burdn'
Mr A:'I just said i was sorry.'
2.
The armpit of the universe, the birthplace and central hive of the
Aldershot is God's recycle bin.
Random Words:
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piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)..