Bored Stoner

What is Bored Stoner?

An oxymoron that is not true, unless you are truly a loser.

WHY: One who might be like this may be confused on why to smoke in the first place.

Dude 1: "Dude, I'm bored."

Dude 2: "Nah, no such thing as a bored stoner."

Dude 1: "You are right, WTF was I thinkin'."

See bored, stoner, marijuana, weed, retard

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