Boredinary

What is Boredinary?


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Simple straightforward definition. Ordinaryis boring. Break the mould, go for the burn, stand out from the crowd, ignore the sheep. Don't become uniform, don't be boredinary.

Man#1: You listen to that new audiobook?

Man#2: Audio what? What the shit?

Man#1: It's a book on CD

Man#2: What the fuck is a book?

Man#1: Pages,bound together,left-to-right reading. You can learn things.

Man#2: You are so boring.Books?You gay?

Man#1: No, you are boredinary, you slave to the system. Stand out man, make yourself unique. Burn your pants! Wank off a chicken or something!

Man#2: Go fuck a horse.

Man#1: Already did, it was your Mother.

See slaves, enamoured, of, your, mates, mum, cum, on, her, back, a, little, maybe


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